Friday, April 10, 2009

newton's 3rd law of life.....



In reality i shouldn't be the one to write on this topic ,because i was the one who was worst in physics in my school days or i should say today also..but thanks to Wikipedia ,i am able to write this article..



Hey...am i gone insane writing abt newton 3rd law ,prashant and studies (it's really the worst combo anyone can offer and that's also in time of recession, Oh! please ) .and what's the girls image doing in newton's 3rd law and that's also with a sword .......

Ok,let me today tell you one secret which is bigger than the Da Vinci Code Also But you have to have a Oath first that you would share this true knowledge with everyone..So that Newton finally can lay in peace. Now the Secret newton wrote 3rd law "To explain the basic nature of boys & girls,but somehow the freak faternity of scientist couldn't digest it"..and they formulate it in the form of

"LAW III: To every action there is always opposed an equal reaction: or the mutual actions of two bodies upon each other are always equal, and directed to contrary parts. — Whatever draws or presses another is as much drawn or pressed by that other. If you press a stone with your finger, the finger is also pressed by the stone. If a horse draws a stone tied to a rope, the horse (if I may so say) will be equally drawn back towards the stone...bla bla bla..." all thanks to Wikipedia...

So today as the greatest student/fan of Newton , i would be proclaiming the real understanding of 3rd law of newton with some historical facts also..

Firstly i will show you how it's applicable in the recent time and next that it is being proclaimed in every religious book..which you may have come across but never noticed or noticed also....but never applied in practical...

Till now you all must have be knowing abt the boring and absurd 3rd law,and if not there isn't any prob b'coz till the end of this entry you will be exprtised in the true 3rd law of newton...

. so firstly i would like to take you a normal scenario...where a boy goes to a girl asking for doing friendship and girl says how can you think of it.. it can't happen(like the boy has asked a girl for doing something impossible..like running with her..or may be.....)...Now this is what i call action........in Newton'ji prespective

Now taking the boy prespective after his sincere effort ..of finding a new friend ....he get's so dejected that he end's his evening becoming a devdas(my next blog entry is on girls betrayal and devdas ..so do come back), or he may became a villian and gives useless calls..to a girl..and make his life mission to disturb her.. Or a person like me just keep fighting with our own feeling's or write everything in their diaries to forget that...(waise it helps ,try it)
It is also being proclaimed from the historical and religious books..like in bible it is written "Whatsoever a man soweth, that also shall he reap." And hindu mythology it's Written "you get only the returns of your own deed"...So it's clear that whatever we do we get the returns for that..

Now going back to the Scenario the boy has faced his consequences but usually girls forget this third law(we all know they are poor in physics..."this statement is not said by me") and think they can reject or betray as many they like..but sometimes on the reaction side that boy start disturbing them... or the person whom they think with a tag line"Made for each other" is actually just playing with her...

So Now you all have came to know about the real 3rd law and it's effects i know it's hard to digest but take it seriously and all the boys do go out an approach as many as you can because may be today is your day...and if get rejected always remember girl would get her share of reaction you don't have to take the complete reaction effect and unbalance newton 3rd law...

And all the beutiful girls now get caution because truth is out and you should start caring for the persons who came with a true smile and a sincere heart ...and start respecting other emotion's also...

And please after reading this blog ,close your eyes and remember Newton for 3 min as it's 3rd law ..and thank him for not writing any more law's ....other wise i have to explain that also(in my stupid theories)..ok thanks for reading this intellectual blog ....i would keep editing it and making it more relevent ...till than enjoy for prashant...b'coz in this life the main aim of everyone is just to enjoy......

NOTE:-
I know some girls who feel bad after rejecting/saying no to anyone and are always caring for each and everyone.. and there are many more like them....so dear On the reaction side u have faced ur consequences by being sad...this article is basically to educate those girls who have a attitude "who cares".....

6 comments:

  1. haha .. pretty cool.. n funny too.. great analysis done on ur part on newton's law.. i guess newton himself wud like to cum down on the earth agan to pat ur back for such a hilarious explaination of his law...

    and on girls' issue, it was typical u. a typical prashant style..

    love it.. well written...

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  2. mast hai and keep going on as everyone is waiting for the knowledge that u gave............
    so remember everyone prasant has arrived, the real mentor of this field,,,,,,,,,,,,

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  3. i have to regret..as i have to say that i may be not be clear on girls view..and this article is not to hurt anyone just i want boys to stop wasting their life..and girls to start taking seriously the boys who are sensible..and really love them

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  5. hey girls always take them seriously..but ha being a girl myself i agree dat there r sum for whom frndship n love doesnt matters ...they just take the boys as granted..yes it happens i wnt deny...
    But on the other side i wud also say boys too do the same. Don't u agree,not all,but majority of the boys likes to flirt with the girls and mostly they do it as their time pass.

    So bec of those few exceptions(talking abt girls) it cant b said dat girls play wid boys feelings and also they alone r nt responsible for everythng...

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  6. well...well well.....great and true words...really admirable..and i would also agree with her..that some boy's just flirt with the girls as a time pass...
    and really i have to say i haven't taken this prespective as i may be biased on boys..but i will definately look from this prespective also

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