Laloo Goes To Pakistan...

Laloo becomes Prime Minister of India and goes to Pakistan to meet Zardari and discuss Kashmir issue.

After a 5-minutes closed-door meeting, Laloo comes out.

Reporters ask for a statement.

Laloo: “Zardari bhai will make the announcement.”

Zardari comes out and drops a bombshell:

"Pakistan has decided to give up all claims on Kashmir."

The world is stunned. Laloo has achieved in 5 minutes what others had failed to do in 60 years!

"How did you do it, what did you promise?" the press asks.

Laloo: I got wonderful idea from the Akai company people. They give fridge free if you buy TV, cellphone free if you buy DVD player.

So, I said to Zardari bhai - "You want Kashmir, right? Take it. But you will get Bihar free with it!"

Source:-from a friend

P.S.:- Not to hurt anybody feelings..do take it in a lighter mood

I quit Drinking

This particular joke won an award for the best joke competition Organized in Britain:

A man walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, “You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time.” The man replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada and I’m here in London. When they left home, we promised that we’ll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.”

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. The man became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn. One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars notice and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss.”

The man looked confused for a moment, then he laughs.... “Oh, no,” he, said, “Everyone’s fine - both my brothers are alive”. The only thing is I just quit drinking...!!

Source:- Through a Friend..

SHUT-EYE

Recently when i was reading a news website ...i found a very interesting news thought to share with you..

This incident happened in Germany,basically a Furniture Store

A 71 year old women named Gertrude Miller went to this Store for buying a bed for her, and she couldn't resist her tempation to try the bed...and acc to her" she couldn't remember when she felt asleep on that lovely bed.."


She called the police when she woke up in a large furniture store,only to find to her amazement that it was close..and .. she was to be rescued This locked showroom in the middle of the night.

According to the News reporter breifing "It seems the bed was in the corner of the showroom and she was overlooked by staff".

A police officer was quoted as saying "She was impressed by the quality of the bed,but not with the quality of the service"...ha..ha...ha....