Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Laloo Goes To Pakistan...
Laloo becomes Prime Minister of India and goes to Pakistan to meet Zardari and discuss Kashmir issue.
After a 5-minutes closed-door meeting, Laloo comes out.
Reporters ask for a statement.
Laloo: “Zardari bhai will make the announcement.”
Zardari comes out and drops a bombshell:
"Pakistan has decided to give up all claims on Kashmir."
The world is stunned. Laloo has achieved in 5 minutes what others had failed to do in 60 years!
"How did you do it, what did you promise?" the press asks.
Laloo: I got wonderful idea from the Akai company people. They give fridge free if you buy TV, cellphone free if you buy DVD player.
So, I said to Zardari bhai - "You want Kashmir, right? Take it. But you will get Bihar free with it!"
Source:-from a friend
P.S.:- Not to hurt anybody feelings..do take it in a lighter mood